free hugs and such

first they held posters with free hugs. i was mildly interested. i tried one but the person didn't seem to put his soul into it. disappointing.

next they gave away free affection. the girl told me she really cared for me but it was hard to convince me in the fifteen seconds she had between her previous recipient and the next one.

they then moved onto free sex. giant portable cardboard boxes were used to prevent police interference for public indecency. for some reason it didn't seem all that enticing and i passed.

finally they advertised free love. people eyed them sceptically but i went and brought one home with me.