Rapecipee

Review of Spaghetti Bolognese Recipe:

This recipe was ok, but I made some changes. First, instead of "chopping the tomatoes", I skullfucked them until they became a total mush. I replaced the "dash of water" I was supposed to use with some (then) innocent virgin raindrops I had kidnapped from a passing rainfall the other day and kept in the secret basement for my sick desires to do with as I pleased. It seemed to do work just as well as your "normal" water, if not even better. I also certainly had to object to "boiling" the spaghetti when it is so much easier to assrape them violently until their very soul crumbles and THEN boil them. But other than that, this was a good recipe.